Britanic

Someone in Britain's Office for National Statistics thought it would be a nice idea to commemorate the 100th anniversary of the sinking of the Titanic by doing a 'that-was-then-this-is-now' statistical retrospective of British society.

The findings? Births down, marriages down, divorces up.

Looks like flooding in the fifth compartment... only it's a debtberg that will sink RSS Britanic.